I just couldn't resist...Sorry I need to learn how
to link posts...
Danger! Danger! Don’t pick him
His eyes look like he’s full of sin.
It’s not that he’s an ugly fellow
But why are his eyes red and yellow?
Discard! Discard! He’s turning blue
Wait could that be his new tattoo?
He’s hiding from the human race
By putting pictures across his face.
Oh No! Oh No! That’s not the one
He does look cute and lots of fun.
There’s no room for you upon the shelf
He obviously just loves himself!
Reject! Reject! This one looks bad
The worse one that you have ever had
He’s casual and so sublime
And just committed another crime!
Decline! Decline! His eyes are crossed
He sort of looks like he is lost.
He’s feet go one way, his head another
He’s looking for his long lost mother!
Oh Me, Oh My! Another choice
This one has a cracking voice
He’s too young for you it seems
The law says he must be sixteen!
7 comments:
Thanks for the warning!
hee hee. That was FUNNY!!!!!!
I'm contemplating posting an email I received from Evil Surfer Dude. It is SO flat out EVIL that it knocked me off my chair.
He told me I "have wrinkly boobs...can you imagine? I'm going to be 48 next month...I'm just lucky they havent sagged to my knees.
To link, (I just learned too) when you are composing your post, highlight the word you want to activate the link, then click on the tiny gold link icon (it's small and is shows two gold links) then it automatically opens a window where you can cut and past the blog address into.)
I just saw that Ann Coulter clip. I love how she blames the women who actually stick around to RAISE the children.
But she has ALWAYS been horrible. ALWAYS
love the poem. great post!
Hugs award for you at my blog!
I totally loved that! I really like your relaxing site design too. I so need a blog makeover.
ohhh, love your background....it makes me feel all warm and summery
I loved the poem, funny stuff.
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