I just couldn't resist...Sorry I need to learn how
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Danger! Danger! Don’t pick him
His eyes look like he’s full of sin.
It’s not that he’s an ugly fellow
But why are his eyes red and yellow?
Discard! Discard! He’s turning blue
Wait could that be his new tattoo?
He’s hiding from the human race
By putting pictures across his face.
Oh No! Oh No! That’s not the one
He does look cute and lots of fun.
There’s no room for you upon the shelf
He obviously just loves himself!
Reject! Reject! This one looks bad
The worse one that you have ever had
He’s casual and so sublime
And just committed another crime!
Decline! Decline! His eyes are crossed
He sort of looks like he is lost.
He’s feet go one way, his head another
He’s looking for his long lost mother!
Oh Me, Oh My! Another choice
This one has a cracking voice
He’s too young for you it seems
The law says he must be sixteen!