Sunday, February 15, 2009

SMOKING MAD

Everybody I know is doing it and now I have this need to comply with the majority and do it to. It was the rage many years ago but somehow it got a reputation and now everyone not involved with doing it, avoids it like the plague. Come to think of it, a plague would be easier to get rid of than this scourge of society.

What the hell am I talking about…..SMOKING (or quitting in my case)

Now all the rage is to berate everything that has anything to do with smoking or people who do. One lady even suggested that when someone sees another with a cigarette, they were to go up and grab it out of their mouths. YEAH…..how would you like a fist in your face for your unsolicited effort. I suggested that when we see someone without a cigarette we should shove one in. How’d you like that Lady??? But all fun things aside…I have taken inspiration from my daughter and have decided to quit.

Ann Coulter, remember I wrote a blog on her and her stupid comments about single mothers? Well I have discovered that while I smoke I am still, according to that bimbo, a step or so higher than a single mother as far as taking down the mass general public. I took comfort in that fact but I know I was scraping the bottom of the excuse barrel with that one. Quit I must.

And talk about taking on a quest. No smoking and planning on losing weight at the same time. I figure every time I feel the need to smoke, I will just hop on the bike or the tread mill and work out. Are you laughing yet? Okay…the challenge is on. I know I can do this. I know I will live through it and I know I will be better for it.

As for my love life, I am working things out with HIM. It would appear that he was as unsure too not about me but himself. He is talking about coming in April maybe for 2 months. He doesn’t smoke either so he will be pleased to see that I don’t smoke anymore. And the loss of weight won’t hurt either.

Wish me luck and strength to endure. Pray I don’t feel the need to “kill” anything during my withdrawals. Thanks in advance for your support. I know you will be there my bloggy friends….


9 comments:

Carina the Blogarina said...

Good luck! I am thinking about putting out the last one sometime soon to.. This is completly superficial of me, but I scared about the weightgain that comes with. Just lost a few punds, don't want them back!

Stesha said...

Burn in hell Anne Coulter! Glad that you are going to stop smoking.
We will help you anyway we can!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Kathy B! said...

You sure are not all TALK, TALK, TALK.... when you commit, you commit BIG! And you know what I say? Go for it. If you're going to make changes then be comprehensive. You rock!!

Yaya said...

You can do it. You will feel so much healthier in the end! You can get through it!

Bee and Rose said...

Keep your pimp hand strong, sister! You can do this! We're rooting for you!

Charmaine said...

Hello. I just quit smoking. Don't tell my friends cuz nobody knows I ever did such an abominable thing.

I did not want to get flogged much less stoned. I mean, like, stoned with rocks. hee hee

Charmaine said...

I cheated. But I must get back on the horse. The thing that motivates me are my nephews. They were SO excited that I quit. so cute.

Tranquility said...

Good Luck (with all three)!!!

Jodi said...

You can do it! I know you can!

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